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NEWS (or some shit like that): THRASH MOSH! The debut tape by Armageddal Age is called Deathfire & Other Atrocities and it's finally out! Six songs of total thrashfest with raw sounds and no compromises. This is the best thing in metal since the late 80's. Honestly. THE SÖRSSELSSÖNS 7-INCH OUT! New shit on the block! The new 7"ep from the one and only Sörsselssöns is out! Eight tracks of pure spede-punk with a scent of old booze. Got to love it! More information here. The tape by very much Sörsselssön-related Lörsson has also been out for a while, including (probably) the complete recordings and a free button! Utter coolness! HAHMOTUSHÄIRIÖ LIVE AND JYRKI NISSINEN 7-INCH OUT! Two new releases again: A fine 90-minute live tape from the release party of Hahmotushäiriö compilation-lp (still available from Kissankusi Records). The live tape includes complete sets from Jyrki Nissinen, Kaivosurma and Sur-Rur, recorded directly from the soundboard. The other new release is a new 7"ep from Jyrki Nissinen, with both acoustic and band-stuff. Should beat the living shit out of you. GARDEN OF WORM SOLD OUT! Okay, that was quick. The tape release "Fresh Maggots" from Garden Of Worm is now sold out. Thanks to everyone who got their copies. Stay doomed. NEW TAPES AND MORE TO COME! Shitsuck proudly presents two new releases. The first one is a 10 minute antisocial noisecore blast from Trablaablaa and the other is a reissue of long sold out tape from "Alakulttuurin Kusipäät". Be sure to get yours! SOLD OUT JANE-PUNK ITEMS! Two Jane-punk classics are now sold out, which means the tapes from Kauniit Poliisit and Melena are no longer available. Thanks to everyone who got their copies. A new full length cd from Melena will be out in a few weeks, and we're still waiting for the Kauniit Poliisit reunion... FOUR NEW TAPES OUT! Springtime is here again, and it's time for the first four Shitsuck releases of the year 2007: A new tape from Vesa Vahtera, a self-titled tape from Aortaorta including the first two 10" vinyls, a 13 song tape from Ärsyke and a 90 minute collection from the mighty Valse Triste. Neat as hell! Get yours today! RUSSIAN EDWARDS AND EDDIE VITAMINS IN MP3! The long ago sold out split tape by Russian Vitamins and Eddie Edwards is now available in mp3 format! Get these sweet chocoballs for free from here! DR. VECTOR IN MP3! Laser-time and beyond, baby! The long ago sold out cassette "Made In Italy - The Best Of Guillermo Blanco" by Dr. Vector is now available in mp3-format! Feel free to download it from here. The sold out split 7"ep with Earth Today and Urine Specimen is still available in mp3 too (check it out here). Also some other sold out items will possibly be released in downloadable format on these pages. WE'RE ON A VIDEO RAGE. Check out the first Shitsuck related video ever! The song "Cat Woman Theme" by The Flying Fishrooster Experiment is now visualized and downloadable in avi-format (xvid codec needed, batteries not included). Get it from here. Many other releases are planned for the future, you can check them on the releases-page. Keep visiting this page and see what's happening. The guestbook is also still there, so please feel free to say "fuck off, eat shit + die" to uncle AK.